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North Koreans in Ukraine is a big brain Kim move

Seriously I think we all just got out jerked by Putin and Kim.

Part one: Korea sends troops

Part two: Korean troops surrender

Part three: Ukraine runs out of resources feeding, clothing and housing thousands of Koreans

Part four: Ukraine trades them in a prisoner swap

Part five: they go home to Korea.

You’d think part five is where Kim executes them for failure, but no! This is where the big brain thinking comes in. For the first time Kim will have battalions of properly fed, well nourished troops to invade South Korea.

Part six: unified best Korea!

Pardon the wall of text I’m technologically illiterate and haven’t had time to take computer classes because I’m too busy railing lines in an L3 parking lot asking if their satellite knows when GME will go to the moon.

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[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I stole this post from Reddit and have no shame

[-] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

Good artists copy, great artists steal

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Shame is a decadent Westoid invention, you are doing Great Leader's work, comrade

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Kim Jong Un can’t feed his citizens so he’s shipping them off

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 23 hours ago

All the more food for him.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Kim would need a brain bigger than the rockets he keeps testing to come up with this idea though.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago
[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The Juche is strong with this one.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have no idea what that means

Turns out it's North Korea cult shit lol https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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