This implies that the bones are elsewhere, forming a gang of spooky scary skeletons.
Which begs the wake and bake question: Do they become separate entities? Like, do the spooky scary skeleton and the ghost of the person it came from haunt people separately?
Ghosts hold grudges while skeletons just wanted to focus on spooky business
They're gutless as well.
And meatless. No cartilage, nerves, or bodily fluids, either.
And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike.
And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike.
No backbone those flappers
…and fleshless
Ghosts are sacks of meat?
Ectoplasm has to come from somewhere...
Some politicians as well
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