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submitted 11 months ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.one 41 points 11 months ago

Cat:

"Workers could be liberated from this experience by seizing the means of production..."

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 15 points 11 months ago

I knew it, Comrade Cat is based.

[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago

"And the behaviour of the cat was somewhat peculiar. It was soon noticed that when there was work to be done the cat could never be found. She would vanish for hours on end, and then reappear at meal-times, or in the evening after work was over, as though nothing had happened. But she always made such excellent excuses , and purred so affectionately , that it was impossible not to believe in her good intentions."

[-] theCheek@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Two legs bad, four legs good

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others!

[-] inspxtr@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

“a dream of a thousand [animals]”

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cat addressing a gathering of extraordinarily corpulent pigs:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for his mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of your digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through sh*t, now do you? You will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. You can go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". No offense, I hope.

[-] genuineparts@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

You like dags?

[-] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

Wake up sheeple!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness?

[-] Pandoras_Can_Opener@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

If you happen to be a lion watch out for your emanciated brother with a scar talking to hyenas too.

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023
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