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[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 22 points 3 weeks ago

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

And it smelled like catnip

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

They're Not All Good Boys

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dying here! 😆

[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The only kind of police brutality that is acceptable

this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024

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