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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Service Sunday is here! Join the optional company gardening team and serve the Board of Directorsโ€™ elderly relatives! At our company we are always family first! Feel free to bring your own family members along!

Participants will receive light refreshments and a certificate of thanks.

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I wonder where I should insert this garden gnomeโ€ฆ

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Between the geraniums. With some force.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

suspicious What are the tasks?

And whatโ€™s the deal with the elderly relatives?

What are the refreshments ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People and Culture would like to remind you that attending is compulsory.

You are also to refer to the board members family as madame and sir.

Staff with small children who can sing songs and entertain their parents superiors, will be rewarded with a 15 minute break.

Snacks and water will not be provided.

We would also like to remind you how difficult the job market is right now, and that performance reviews are coming up.

Looking forward to seeing you and your family!

[-] indisin@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I stand by that it's still only 2:33am and the clocks will not have changed until I wake.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Good morning. I feel like this morning is a beans on toast morning

[-] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Somehow I was ready for work at 6:30 this morning which is super rare. Normally I'm rushing. I think it has to do with daylight savings and waking up at the end rather than the middle of a sleep cycle.

Anyway, one thing to note is that I am a casual, but this shift is my only consistent shift each week. I didn't check the roster properly because for about a year and a half, this shift has always been the same. Today I said to myself that I was going to be pretty early for once. But a voice in my head told me to make a coffee. I didn't listen to it.

I get there and wait for the manager to open the door. Surely enough, they changed my shift to start at 7:30, so I get less money. The manager had changed the shift on Thursday. It was my fuck up, but lowkey annoyed. Apparently it's to cut costs but they did spend $150 on a morning tea the other day. Spending less on wages yay. I think I will have to look for a new job soon because I must be getting too old for them.

On the bright side, at least I'll get a sleep in every second week starting half an hour later.

[-] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

It turns out eggplant and tahini dip is delicious with baked beans

[-] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Eggplant with tahini is essentially babaganoush, no? And yes. Very delicious

[-] indisin@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A thwack in the head for snoring is a great start to the day. If only it hadn't accidentally hit my ear plug.

[-] tone212_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Just got back from seeing The Substance. Great movie but holy crap it was full on with the gore.

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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Light Refreshments ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

Something to wash my mouth out after that people and culture message lol

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿซง๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿงซconcentrated dishwasher tablet liquid

[-] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ•ฏ refreshments please. Chef's choice.

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[-] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

6 pack of VB, some footy franks and tomato sauce thanks

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