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It's so over (lemmy.ml)
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[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.

[-] britishblaze@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 45 points 18 hours ago

Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago

Interesting question, JD.

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

Probably a correlation though, not cause

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.

Better stock up on advil.

[-] Sop@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 36 points 20 hours ago

Asexuals: "Guess I'll just die then."

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Asexuals can have sex... I mean I don't, but it is an option, we just don't feel sexual attraction. Edit: so yeah, I guess I will die now. I forgot the point.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago

Ironically, the article claims the opposite - having sporadic (as opposed to regular or no) sex can trigger an heart attack.

So just don't things half way.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

A good example of a time where you really need to full-ass it.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 29 points 21 hours ago

I'm cooked, gonna go talk to a woman, wish me luck guys

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 6 points 15 hours ago

Join the other team; we don't even bother with talking most of the time. Lol

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

Let me marry someone like that lmao

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 7 points 14 hours ago

Where I come from you don't get to choose your team.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It's the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 20 hours ago
[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago

Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Just crank your hog man biggus-piggus

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 19 hours ago
[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 7 points 18 hours ago

Username checks out....maybe

[-] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 3 points 15 hours ago

All my exes are from Side 3

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

@sharkfucker420

I don’t really know if it is really true, but I’m not taking any chances.

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