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Does this sex having require another person or does my couch count?
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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Interesting question, JD.
I just canβt. This trope is sofa king stupid
When you gotta Gunpla, you gotta Gunpla.
Corelation or causation
Reading the actual article , it seems that the issue is doing some... strenuous physical activity when you are not used to it can trigger heart attacks.
Just crank your hog man 
Seems unlikely given that ascetic hermits around the world are known for living to a ripe old age.
Why do you assume they don't have sex? It doesn't specify what they need to have sex with...
Probably a correlation though, not cause
This does insinuate that a high-risk of heart attack causes sexlessness.
Better stock up on advil.
Not true. It might be that people with illnesses that cause a higher risk of heart attacks can also make it more difficult for them to go out and meet people due to low mobility or chronic pain or fatigue.
Well yes, that makes sense and all, but it's not nearly as fun as saying mojo is directly controlled by heart health. Or that cancer causes cell phones, or that people named Killian cause air bag recalls. They're obviously wrong and ridiculous, and that's funny.
Username checks out....maybe
I'm a sceptic.
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
Don't worry OP, there are plenty of sharks in the sea.
All my exes are from Side 3
Loneliness kills, if you're lonely you're probably having zero sex.
Support your local hookers! lol
Performance anxiety and being broke AF prevents me from supporting my local sex workers. Chance of heart attack is through the roof
Most people dont have heart attacks, so 2.5 times that is not really much.
Oh fuck.
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