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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A few more? Ah, never mind. Who's counting?

No seriously, who is counting those things? I have questions.

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Very low paid airmen. Very low paid airmen who never get any special attention from on high. Then one day their CO is told "hey the brass wanna know how much is really in that warehouse"

Fuck. This is gonna take all day. Round up all the e5 and below and get it done.

[–] Tar_alcaran@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whereas before that, the standard method was to walk inside, copy last year's number to this year, and make work-noises for a few hours.

[–] BloodyFable@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Ah you know how I inventoried bayonets and NOGs for 3 years!

[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

They were mostly upset that they had to miss the first games of the NFL season.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is there a non military grade missile?

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's just a launch vehicle if you remove the warhead

(fun fact: an easy way of disposing of nuclear ICBMs is to just remove the nuclear warhead, put something useful on it instead, and shoot it off into space)

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not a good idea. It could easily hit a satellite. A few to many times and that satellite can't be used anymore

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's why launch schedules are a thing?

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And do you think lance corporal Darren understands that?

[–] Neb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What exactly do you think “something useful“ means in this context?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Are NASA rockets missiles if they're guided? idk, I'm a fake, a phony, I can't even name the top 10 sexiest jets

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 3 points 2 years ago

lawn darts are non-military grade missiles

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And If I remember correctly it's not even the first "oops we found more shit for you"

[–] Tammo-Korsai@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Arsenal of freedom and democracy intensifies

[–] Tammo-Korsai@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Is this America's way of saying 'We're not using the fear of a vague and unspecified 'escalation' to hold back on ATACAMS any more?'

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Source for that statement? My google skills failed me.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

https://abc7.com/us-likely-to-send-long-range-atacms-missiles-to-ukraine-officials/13755229/

A surprising discovery could also ease the administration's choice to send the weapons: The U.S. has found it has more ATACMS in its inventory than originally assessed, the two officials told ABC News.

The serviceability of the rediscovered stockpile is not yet clear, nor which specific type of missiles it contains.