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[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago

Okay but loser mode sounds pretty good ngl

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago

Matt Gaetz auto-block: Underage Instagram users will be automatically prohibited from interacting with the Republican congressman.

Nice.

[-] Jikiya@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I'm just glad my kids will never have to talk to Gaetz, sounds horrifying.

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago

Looking forward to Zuck singing my kids to sleep.

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