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Anon has a lucid dream (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

does anyone have lucid dreams that realistic?

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 81 points 4 days ago

Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you're in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn't, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.

Ain't no way you want to risk that you're too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I'd wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.

[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 53 points 4 days ago
[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Or maybe just generally illiterate and the greentext was posted via Dictaphone.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago

Easiest way to know if you're lucid dreaming is to try some magic abilities. I usually try flying out of the window from room I were. This hasn't failed me yet. And anon definitely wouldn't get into this awkward situation with this either.

(only half of this is a joke)

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Until you jump out of the window and land face first on concrete

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago

Thats why you just levitate a meter or so from the floor

i prefer shitting to the moon

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 111 points 4 days ago

If God is real he'd have let me stay illiterate

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 44 points 4 days ago

God doesn't come around these parts

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

I do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 82 points 4 days ago

Fake but at least it isn't gay.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

touches tits

has a seizure because of that

Gay AF. His body rejected a girl.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 days ago

Anon is femanon, very gay indeed.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago

No such thing

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 4 days ago

There are no women on the internet bud.

[-] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 29 points 4 days ago

He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.

[-] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 52 points 4 days ago

So I'm supposed to believe that OP didn't kill himself right after this happened? Guys, I think this story is fake.

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago

This would've gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 6 points 4 days ago

Imagine if this was real. Funny af

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