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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 90 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] yolo@r.nf 5 points 10 months ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Top talent meets top talent.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Warning signs are a plus. They probably get a bonus for psychopaths

[–] Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

"Ignoring warning signs for potential recruits is our specialty."

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

He's like "I'ma make this dude into a janitor so fast"

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

huh that was weird. Well, anyway...

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

why is Super Saiyan Goku Highspeed recruiting for the US

[–] zorro@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Sorry I had my license revoked after the last incident. You'll have to send a car.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I told them I wasn't desperate enough to lick boots for money. Never heard from them again.