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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 10 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 90 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[–] yolo@r.nf 5 points 10 months ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."