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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
I'm 40% Futurama references
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My manwich!
For no raisin
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
To shreds, you say‽
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
To shreds, you say?
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
I'm 40% (insert thing)
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Good news everyone!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
just practicing my stabbing!
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Good news, everyone!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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