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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[–] rocknrollmachine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

[–] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[–] klangcola@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

[–] Gort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

My manwich!

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tell them I hate them

Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You win again gravity.

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

[–] xylene@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] joeygibson@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say‽

[–] rabbit_wren@lemmy.click 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

[–] punkideas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ZeeKay@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

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[–] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–] MerrickGreen@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% (insert thing)

[–] fryday@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Roko@lemmy.click 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Awa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ohhh...now I get it.

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

[–] Xenxs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

[–] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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[–] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] Calvin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

[–] CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone!

[–] featurecreature@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

[–] The_Sourcerer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

[–] dynamicperson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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