You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
I'm 40% Futurama references
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
To shreds, you say?
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
My manwich!
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
For no raisin
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
To shreds, you say‽
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
I'm 40% (insert thing)
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Good news everyone!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
just practicing my stabbing!
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Good news, everyone!
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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