He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn't want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

Scots are so precious.

One of the special needs kids got naked in the bathroom, took a shit on the floor and rubbed it all over the walls and himself before strolling the halls ass naked and covered in his own shit. It was a wild scene, man.

Good satire works on multiple levels.

I'm not opposed to guns, but the idea of a less educated population having more of them doesn't quite sit right with me.

Hey, check it out, poop guy's in town!

Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

You might be extra gay.

I'm sorry, Jon.

If we're being honest, I hate magazine less than I hate sublemmy.

Be a lot cooler if they did.