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[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That was the Gulf War 2* (Desert Storm) old man.

Edit: Sheesh, 2 decades ago...

[–] Philolurker@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Gulf War: 1990-1991

Idiocracy: 2006

You may be thinking of the sequel, Gulf War II

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gulf War 2 electric boogaloo operation Desert Storm.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Gulf War 2 was “Operation Iraqi Freedom”. It sounded even more emotion-inducing than the operation names of the first Gulf war because it was even less justified.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Brawndo's got what plants crave

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] hoodatninja@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Xx360n0sc0pexX

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

You're my little pogchamp

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the ham gum.

[–] Tillyrblue@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

“I fucked your mom last night”

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I need more bullets!

[–] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

420 no scope blaze it

im wanted in 42 countrys for war crimes and crimes against humanity... I gave the POWs weed... "poisoned them"