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[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sudo apt-get install consent

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

[-] aeternum@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago
[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And he is not pleased.

[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Untitled_Pribor@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago
[-] aeternum@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

All I see is *******

[-] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] trones@ythreektech.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reading package lists... Done

Building dependency tree... Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

The superior version of UAC?

"Do you want $USER to touch you?" Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you..."

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

[-] MattTheProgrammer@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago
[-] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

cd ~; touch woman

Can’t touch woman anywhere

[-] TheWoozy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is why mandatory access control is so important.

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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