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submitted 11 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The headline is the whole joke.

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[-] discodoubloon@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Just to find out the wife has been fucking your best friend Mike all this time.

[-] discodoubloon@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Or the husband who gives a shit.

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