They are real, but the birds they employ are fake. Watch this space.

I think you've got him in your irresistible romantic grip now

NANI??

Is this a Jreg video?

How to avoid a landmine 101

Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.

I‘d‘ve started with some short DnD storytelling.

Like: rolls 2 D20 - double 1

clears throat, tucks away flute "By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!"

Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.

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That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“