Oh this is for people who DISLIKE subscriptions, not people who want to have sex with them?
When you subscribe, it should just message you with "You failed"
Oh dear, 2366 subscribers, I don't think I'm doing my job well
Everyone, we need a revolt. I have a new ideology that we can all subscribe t-... Fuck
Joke's on you, I ascribed instead!
it'd be funny if it was super popular magazine, but no one subscribed.
Nice try! But my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
It's almost funnier if it ends up being the most subscribed to community.
I guess I'm doing my part because it made me subscribe
It’s okay! You’re supposed to “fuck” them not “fuck them.”
You are now subscribed to fucksubscriptions. Meow!
Just fuck your subscription after you subscribe. Easy as.
This subussy got OP acting unwise
How much is the fuck subscription and do I get unlimited fucks for that or is there a fuck ceiling? Do my unused fucks roll over? Is it billed as one annual big fuck charge or in smaller fuckrements?
Naming and shaming all "recurring spending models" where a one-time fee (or none at all) would be appropriate and logical.
Expect use of strong language.
Follow the basic rules of lemmy.world and common sense, and try to have fun if possible.
No flamewars or attacking other users, unless they're spineless corporate shills.
Note that not all subscriptions are awful. Supporting your favorite ~~camgirl~~ creator or Lemmy server on Patreon is fine. An airbag with subscription is irl Idiocracy-level dystopian bullshit.
New community rule: Shilling for cunty corporations, their subscriptions and other anti-customer practices may result in a 1-day ban. It's so you can think about what it's like when someone can randomly decide what you can and can't use, based on some arbitrary rules. Oh what, you didn't read this fine print? You should read what you're agreeing to.
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Some other groovy communities for those who wish to own their products, their data and their life:
Some other useful links:
Louis Rossman's YouTube channel
Look at content hosted at Big Tech without most of the nonsense:
