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The children yearn for the mines
(lemmy.world)
ROCK AND STONE!
FOR KARL!
Strike the earth, my industrious progeny.
Ever since my little Hearst started talking, he won't stop babbling about "the color."
Where is this from?
Project 2025
Minecraft user manual
So THAT's why Minecraft is so popular
This is what 5G is programming into soft young untinfoiled brains.
We must first back, plug our younglings into dial-up only.
Little kids are ideal for tying a rope around the waist and lowering them into chimneys with a brush. Tell your friends.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's down the mine you go.
Not toilet trained, and no wages gained!
Hihohiho hi ho, hi ho, it's back down the hole you'll go.
Now swing that pick you little di-
I think that's enough Disney today
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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