As long as it is somewhat original, a new cat picture will never fail to make me happy. The Internet's quintessential use will always persist. Cat pictures.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Government researcher: we've invented a way to make our research stored redundantly across the country, were now safe from nuclear war destroying our intelligence system!

Wait, why is this full of cat pictures?!

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real trick is to cryptographically embed important information into cat pictures and disseminate them; if you ever lose all your proper backups, millions of people on the internet will have saved and spread your cat-backups, just need to find the pictures again

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...until it turns out compression has killed the message

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Gonna need a lot more parity bits than regular old Hamming code

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Ahh, but Kate Monster, what do you think they do AFTER?"

Trekkie Monster.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Grab your dick and double click!

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

TBH I'd love to be carried around in a soda case too.

I love donuts more unfortunately.

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yo, if someone could lift my fatass up and tuck me in so that I wake up suddenly in bed one night, I'd be so happy. Soda case optional.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"Davis! Over to the counter, pronto! . . . No, Davis, the counter! Good god man, where did you learn to drive a box. Yes yes now I've changed my mind - over to the tree in the corner window! Top branch! Quickly now! Honestly, Davis, it's a marvel I even keep you on some days . . . "

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

…I sits.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The back of the box is open. This suggest that the cat walks in the back and sticks its face out the front. However, now I'm left to wonder how Beans gets out? Do they back out or does the owner have to open the box on the front for Beans to walk out?

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

is this cosplay?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 2 years ago

Squish that cat

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

She's gonna grape you in the mouth!