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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 260 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Professor was acting unethically.

He claimed there would be no judgement, and then didn't follow through on that condition.

He also instructed the student to lie in the future.

Where is my A+?


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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 88 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like business ethics to me.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Ah yes. "Ethics."

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

And the student himself acting ethically despite thinking they're only 36/100

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The teacher sold it to a different student who kissed his ass harder.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 185 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Business ethics is the opposite of ethics.

[–] hushable@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

my business ethics professor was fired for sexually assaulting a student

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh, now I get it. So business ethics is just bizarro ethics.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Blizzard ethics?

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 157 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Probably what businesses really want is unethical people who are competent at lying about it, and the professor was giving anon practical career advice if not actually ethical advice.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They want those people as CEO's, not as workers.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

They still want workers who are willing to lie to protect the company. There's a reason why whistleblowers tend to be blackballed from their industries.

[–] _bcron@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

They still don't want an honest 95%+ ethical person in any role because it might conflict with the corporation's desire to have workers rationalize that the needs of the corporation are more important than ethics, ie not wanting to hire potential whistleblowers.

They want ethical but only to the point that they're willing to be unethical for the corporation, but not to the point that they'd ever be unethical towards the corporation. Basically sketchy 'ride or die' logic

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[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

What businesses want are unethical people, but only towards everyone else. To them you must always be the pretty prim diamond unicorn princess who shit's rainbows and profit.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 132 points 1 year ago (1 children)

36 seems like an accurate score for someone going to Business School.

[–] Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 year ago

For the most ethical of people going to business school. Everyone else lied.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Business school seems to be the exact polar opposite of therapy

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 57 points 1 year ago

American Psycho was a documentary.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anon had a massive dunk on his professor lined up.

"You said there would be no judgement and said that people should lie rather than put an accurate score on an ethics survey. Wouldn't that make your score lower than 36 then?"

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

The professor probably would have responded that his response was another part of the lesson: don't trust those above you in a business setting.

[–] sudneo@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess the answer would be "but I have a job already"...

[–] Xanis@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Yeah, and judging by how you immediately put down one of your students I suspect you lied to get it."

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

"Now you're getting it kid."

[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"ha ha no judgement (:" proceeds to judge

methinks professor is not very ethical

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah, he said to lie

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 61 points 1 year ago

Goes to business school, shock that the people are twats. Yeah, they are going to school to learn how to be the owner class, what you expect, empathy?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anon learned his professor wants you to lie.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Counter with, "this isn't a job interview" or "I'm vying for a job in the oil and gas industry".

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The professor

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[–] Lizardking27@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

In business school

I think I found your problem.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I accidentally ended up at a religious university for medical school and you better believe I've gotten in numerous fights with the law and ethics professor (who, to be fair, is actually a MD/JD) regarding the prescribed conservative religious approach to the ethics discussions. I absolutely did not change his mind, but I did get a bunch of my classmates to start asking questions by putting myself out there and challenging the professor on their BS.

Edit: I should clarify that these fights were on mic in the recorded lectures, so there's a hard record of my arguing with him.

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[–] killingspark@feddit.org 39 points 1 year ago

"And I wouldn't want to work for a liar" is the obvious comeback to this.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'd say that this is one of the few exceptions to the "those who can't do teach" stereotype being bullshit but clearly he sucks at teaching others ethics as much as he sucks at being ethical in his own behavior 🤷

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

well yeah. business 'school'.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Business school culture sucks, news at 11...

[–] ClockNimble@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, he wants to see if anon can be shamed about his lack of ethics.

If he is shameless, CEO behavior.

If he is ashamed, McDonald's behavior.

If you lie about it, then just par for the course and you can be a broker anywhere. Gotta feed out the line to find the narcissistic socios and not the stealthy ones.

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[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

why are ethics and sustainability in the same class? They are 2 different fields. It'd be like lumping a sociology and math class together.

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Buddy, do I have news for you.

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

In a business school they're the same thing: stuff we have to put on the syllabus so it looks like we care about them.

It's not like they actually teach those subjects, they just need to appear on the timetable. So putting them together works fine.

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not actually sure what the point of this greentext is supposed to be.

It's very clearly not a true story. Not particularly funny. Is this just a circle jerk for insulting people who wear a suit and tie to work?

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

It wasn't a test about how ethical you are, but how moral you are

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