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Why don't you guys like me? (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Let's be real, people. I'm the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It's true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Mr. President, will you make anime real this time?

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Anime? Real? Why don't you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

SIR, sir, you have my vote, sir.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Why didn't you revalue the Dinar? kitty-birthday-sad

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

We love you don't we folks? a-little-trolling

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Then why are you all so mean to me...?

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

give me more money

[-] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

You gotta pistol-duel Kamala at the debate.

[-] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Kamabla is scared to debate me folks! I'm trying to make a FAIR & FREE debate happen but Kamabla refuses! She's scared of debating because you know what folks? She knows we'd blow her away. Isn't that right?

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Call her kablammo at your next rally and see your numbers go high

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

You're simply not as funny as you used to be

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I only like politicians that haven't been shot in the ear

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Go back on Twitter and you'll be redeemed.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Because you won't vote for me

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

frankly if you'd ditch the fascism losers and be nice to us homos and transes i wouldn't give a single fucking shit

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

This you? PIGPOOPBALLS

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