511
AWOOGA (m.ating.press)
top 6 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

This kid was told by his mother that if he were to look too long at women, he would turn to stone. One day, the kid went for a walk down by the pier and he saw this gorgeous woman. She turned to him, and smiled. But instead of smiling back, he just turned and ran away. This made the woman sad.

The next day the kid was again at the pier for a walk, and he sees the same woman. Again, she turned to him and smiles, and again he turns and runs away without a word. This goes on for another day or two, when the woman gets fed up and runs after the kid and catches him. She asks him why he keeps running away. The boy sheepishly replies, my mom said if I look too long at women I’ll turn to stone, and when I would see you smiling at me, I felt myself getting hard.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 11 points 1 month ago

If I get petrified while edging does that increase sensation?

[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, quite the opposite

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
511 points (99.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

5402 readers
3073 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS