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[–] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 years ago (4 children)

a golden retriever who doesn't know how to swim, sure ;)

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My wife's family has had a ton of Goldens. One of them apparently didn't want to swim at the start. Her father had the bright idea to tie its collar to their other golden at the time. Threw a toy into the water and naturally the one that knew how to swim ran in to fetch it and yanked the other one in with him. The one that didn't "know" how to swim proceeded to attempt to sit on the other to stay afloat and almost drowned the poor pooch. Thankfully my father in law did manage to rescue them, but I don't think he tried that again.

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean, he is a respiratory therapist who smokes, so...

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

he is a respiratory therapist who smokes

WOW.

wow.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dudes so jaded from work he thinks breathing is his enemy

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"I'll show those jerks at the office ha!"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Sure sounds like he'd be entertaining to talk to, as long as I keep my animals away fun him

[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably more like the poor thing couldn’t get out of the pool.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

This is an all too common thing for people with dogs, your dog can swim but it can’t fly and it doesn’t have hands to climb a ladder.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

One of the first things we did at my house that had a pool was to introduce our dogs to the water and direct them to the way out.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I had a Labrador retriever that didn’t know how to swim. When he was a puppy, he fell off a dock while we were trying to teach him to swim and he refused to try to swim after we’d gotten him back to shore. (We weren’t trying to teach him to swim from the dock. We were taking in the view before heading back to shore and he misstepped.)
He loved water the whole rest of his life, but would only go where he could stand.

[–] boojumliussnark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sure, did you think their webbed toes and their water spaniel ancestry would mean anything?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 29 points 2 years ago

wait don't dogs instinctively know how to swi--

SHHH I DID GOOD DEED SAVED DOG FROM DROWNING

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

And everyone clapped.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Throws up all over me

head held high

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Washed it off in the pool?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Me or Anon?