That's weird. Probably not a big dea…
Russia follows you now
The fuck have I done?!
Check you didn't accidentally invade a former Soviet Republic.
"Oops, all warcrimes."
You kept trying to get the representatives of Finland and Norway to kiss.
You walked out with Sweden's wallet and left him with the unpaid tab. Sweden does not forgive or forget.
You sent nukes to Belorus, didn't you?
I will neither confirm nor deny this
Sexy nukes!
OP dissed America's "pizza" MREs.
Are they any good? I've wanted to buy one for years but they are always out of stock when I look or like 20 dollars for the single slice.
I have no idea, man. I live right under Sicily's buttcrack so I'm a little spoiled when it comes to pizza, and any ready-made pizzas tend to be "eh".
I really want to visit but it's been drilled into me from a young age by my great grandmother and grandparents we are not welcome there anymore. The last time someone from my family visited my ethnic homeland was when my grandpa invaded with the allies in 1943. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nah I'm in Malta, right under Sicily.
Based grandpa, though.
Ah cool. There's like some handwritten documents from the 1880s and some draft stuff from ww1 I want to get more info on. But yeah grandpa was based. They did apparently burn his mom's family alive so I get it...
Like… northern Tunisia or…? I’m squinting but I can’t find Sicily’s butt crack.
Malta.
Only a little bit of "light treason.' Nothing to worry about.
Hungary, have you finally over-stepped it?
we all are on the list
It's a honor.
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