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Ask me anything! I've seen others make AMAs, and since I've wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I'm just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?

Ask me anything you've always wanted to know about me, and I'll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It's too hard to tell at this point) answer.

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[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Are you capable of licking your nose? And your elbow?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

What about your nose, then your elbow?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I still can't do that. You special people are making me feel inadequate as a normie!

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Don't feel bad. I can't do it, either. I thought that maybe I could touch my nose with my elbow. But I can't to that, either.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

How did you become a communist? We need to tell the other tankies how to radicalize a normie.

P.S. Autocorrect tried to turn normie into “Mormon” lol

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I am a Chinese normie who likes my country like every other normie, even though I live in burgerland. I then found genzedong and lemmygrad and they had stuff I agreed with.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

does non-vegan mean you only eat meat?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

No, the only food I eat is shitty hamburgers, which contain pickles and bread, which isn't meat.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Since you shouldn’t doxx yourself, tell me about everywhere except for where you live

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I don't live in not average and normal places full of not normal and average people.

[-] Beam@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let’s say hypothetically, you and Ben Shapiro got in a fight. Could you beat him? (No weapons, only fists)

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Well he has a size advantage, and I'm just a normie.... so I'd say I would lose.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What are some of your favourite movies ? - gimme 3 ! Favourite Ice cream flavour ?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh..... Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it's bland and plain, just like me.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Have you ever played Team Fortress 2?

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Steam or no steam, and do you iron your socks?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

What's an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It's something that some men are made out of in some films that are similar to Harry potter (you'll love them) but set in America and there isn't a school.

[-] mah@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why should we care about you? What's your favorite book?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I'm just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!

My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.

[-] mooglor@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The important question is left handed or right handed? Do you know your hand privilege?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Right. I'm so very privileged but I take it all for granted because I'm so detached from the third world! Yay!

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Have you read any good books lately?

[-] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yep. Harry Potter.

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