The post above this in my feed is about how Flavor Flav became a USA Olympics spokesperson, and it looked like this was a part of the post. At first I thought "Oh shit, didn't realize Flav got into some REAL gangster shit" but it kept getting weirder and weirder until I scrolled a little more and saw where this was posted.

And then everybody clapped

If I'm reading that message correctly, this person is claiming to have beat charges for kidnapping and armed robbery by just not acknowledging his name? Wild stuff.

i had no understanding wut I was really saying or doing (sic)

Yep.

I was like, "this is definitely tl;dr." Then I saw '6 time convicted felon' and kept reading. Holy fuck that's insane.

Okay. “Wutever”.