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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol, just buy one house in the US.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most homes in the US don't break a million in up front cost, unless you're buying in one of the very popular "reality warp" locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

True. Maybe... 3 houses instead?

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The national average house price in the US is about $300k, so you'd need to buy about 333 houses to spend the $100 million

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I could make that work. 🤔

I'll become the Oprah of houses. You get a house, you get a house, everyone gets a house.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well if everyone has a price, I'm gonna get that girl!

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

The IRS would finally get their money back lol

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy when there are bad people you're interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I'll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Pre pay the contract

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