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[-] vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 133 points 1 month ago

That will teach the economy.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Executions will continue until GDP improves.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 57 points 1 month ago

That window just jumped right out in front of her!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

In Soviet Russia: window smash you!

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago

That line...

"She fell out of the window of her apartment, unfortunately, it was not possible to save her, the injuries she received were incompatible with life," the source said.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

That caught my eye too and made me laugh. I'm guessing it was something lost in translation.

[-] emzili@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

You might think that but it's actually established parlance

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incompatible_with_life

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Sounds like 'head separated from body' or alike injuries.

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Worst case of being cut in half I've ever seen

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

More likely she braced her fall with her skull, but her neck muscles were inadequate to the task of keeping her alive. I think Russians need to start putting in cybernetic shock absorbers.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just wanted to give an example of an injury incompatible with life. /u/emzili@programming.dev thankfully linked the Wikipedia article onto the definition of the fixed term. From the linked Wikipedia article total body disruption might be a possible trauma caused by

a fall at terminal velocity onto a solid surface or water [.]

The injury you suggested probably doesn't count yet, as it's not 'evident' enough to be incompatible with life.

[-] Blackout@kbin.run 38 points 1 month ago

Every time I'm near a window I look behind me to make sure a Russian is not there.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Just say "Wow. Putin sure is a swell guy." before you approach.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's what you get for being honest about your economy in Russia.

I wonder if she completed the customary two shots to the back of the head suicide ritual that is all too common with wealthy Russians 🤔

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

She must not have said the sweet nothings Putin wanted to hear.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 30 points 1 month ago

So is Russia's plan at this point just to kill everyone in their country very very slowly?

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

They just have to be unpredictable and unexpected. The idea is to have everyone terrified at all times. That is the most efficient scenario for control, as you don't have to police actual rules if the rules are made up and the consequences are lethal.

This is pretty typical in totalitarian terrorist governments like Russia, NK and past dictatorships like Cambodia, Libya, Chile and Uganda.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The idea is to have everyone terrified at all times. That is the most efficient scenario for control, as you don’t have to police actual rules if the rules are made up and the consequences are lethal.

Doesn't this method have diminishing returns? As soon as the populace believes anything and everything will get them killed by the state, there's nothing preventing the populous from rising against the state because they have nothing to lose.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There's a balancing point. Most people aren't really able to process the idea of "they came for my neighbor and I said nothing" and do something about it.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Perhaps, but eventually one member of nearly every family will have been "came for". At that point it ceases to be a theoretical exercise and becomes a practical reality.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Putin’s plan, and anyone who supports him, but yeah. This is the look of a fascist nation, just kill off anyone who opposes you as the world slowly unifies against your actions until someone in your country kills you, or those you’ve wronged reach your doorstep and you kill yourself. Granted not all fascist nations end up like this, often they have years of terrible reign for their people, it generally only changes when they decide they need more land

[-] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 24 points 1 month ago
[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Golly, they sure do make flimsy windows in Russia.

[-] BlackLaZoR@kbin.run 22 points 1 month ago

Poisoned tea wasn't available in her region apparently

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Cheaper to pay an fsb agent to push out a window

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

They need to spice these up, it's getting repetitive. How about "Pavement suddenly accelerates upwards, killing top Russian economist; police blame window."

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Well it is true, in Soviet Russia ground hit you!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It's a pandemic at this point.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

Except for children and the elderly, fatal falls from windows are not all that common it would seem. Most places.

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, yeah.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did windows/defenestration shit ever happen in Ukraine like before all the current stuff?

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 24 points 1 month ago

This happened in Moscow, Russia.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know, I'm asking if this kinda thing was ever occurring in Ukraine prior to the war (people falling out of windows). It seems incredibly Russian

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

The USSR were high on assassinations of their own people if that's what you're asking. Obviously it's not a brilliant strategy because it just means that the people who are the most talented are going to not want to rise to the top or going to want to the rise to the top in other countries.

It's ultimately self-defeating, which of course is why only Putin thinks it's a swell idea.

[-] Pardal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Is it, or was it before the war? In Ukraine, like you're asking?

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Its not a Ukrainian thing at all, its the Kremlin.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

It's tangential to the war in Ukraine. Russia has been accused recently of reporting false economic numbers to hide the war's impact.

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Darn. Wasn't the Economist I was hoping it would be.

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