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[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

Gory hole

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Someone's certainly taking the L here.

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 3 months ago

I like to imagine a little guillotine on the other side

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Sadly, I can all but confirm there would be FAR MORE BLOOD. Needless to say, the penis is a very vascular area and will bleed A LOT for AWHILE.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

I believe you can easily die from blood loss if you get bobbitted

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I went through a total dickectomy and that made me go "aaaaaahh!"

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 months ago

Wait. Back up; you're going to need to over that first bit again. I have questions.

[-] eRac@lemmings.world 17 points 3 months ago

They are trans.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

I figured that's where they were going with that comment, but didn't want to assume

I can't believe the amount of trans people on here - not that that's a bad thing by any means.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I didn't think that the penis was removed though, just turned basically inside out?

[-] eRac@lemmings.world 10 points 3 months ago

There are various methods, but from a practical standpoint it is gone regardless.

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Yes, it was just turned inside out in my case, but I think calling it a total dickectomy is hilarious.

Sorry for the confusion!

[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

how does the pee stuff works in that case, you still have a urethra? does it come from a hole now?

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, I still have a urethrea. It's a small hole beneath my clit and above my vagina, everything just got kinda rerouted.

[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

that's so cool, medicine came so far, we can just swap body parts like that

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Can't wait for plug and play cybernetics. Hang on babe lemme switch out my daily driver for the vibrating turbo-pounder 9000.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don’t stick your dick in these holes

https://youtu.be/cTWhSL0TKq4

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

Is... Is that Jack Black?

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Yup, and David Cross and Bob Odenkirk.

It’s called Mr. Show and you should totally watch it.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112084

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago

What platform

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Looks like it’s on Max right now.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

Thanks a bunch. I will check it out, glued to my basement couch, due to this infernal heat wave.

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

The fuck did I just witness?

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The brilliance of Mr. Show. Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, and Jack Black.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

When she jerks you off for the first time

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 months ago

He’s got an angry inch.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Six inches forward and five inches back

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Glory days, oh they pass you by glory days in the wink of a young girls eye glory days glory daaaa aays

[-] nl4real@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu_wTvstWcw

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