Lol, this won't change anything.
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Rise UP! 
I told you so

Wow, I'm genuinely surprised.
Must suck to have all the centrists in the Party come together and get rid of you, huh. Don't worry, your "good friend" Bernie can help you through it.
Popcorn time. Every single non-american will watch this shitshow with anticipation, only for the outcome for all of us to be the same no matter what lol
project coconut begins
(video might be loud)
So all the donations his campaign received has to go to Kamala right?
It's Cenk time baby
Is it still our fault when Trump wins? Does the left need to coalesce their votes around the cop lady now?
the malarkey begins
toasting in ebic thread

I'll give it to Kamala that she would be really funny. Still not voting Dem.