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I know what I've got! (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/humor@beehaw.org
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[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know it's a meme... but I understand why people do stuff like this.

Had an SD card with a broken case, so it wouldn't work for a camera, only in an SD reader. Put it on sale at half price as "damaged", with a description and photos of the damage. Buyer's feedback: "Worst seller! Card was broken trash!"... didn't ask to return it or for their money back.

Next time, I'll be listing "trash" at full price, ask for a discount if you've read the description. 🤷

[-] Devi@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

I had that. I put up a nice top, cost like £50 brand new, I put it on for a start of 99p with the description of -

"I'm selling clothes that have been stored in the loft, they're dusty and some have faults and staining, when this exists I've put photos on the listing"

I was pleasantly surprised when the bidding reached £28, then annoyed when the feedback was "top was dirty and stained, I put it in the washing machine and is now perfect"

Like how is that a complaint for a top I said was stained??

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

When I sell games on marketplace I usually look for the cheapest one and price it like $5 less to sell it quickly.

Anytime someone negotiates i just tell them that it’s already the cheapest for sale. And they can get it from someone else instead if they don’t like it. Super quick and easy.

[-] Jables@iusearchlinux.fyi 15 points 1 year ago

3600??? It's for church honey....... NEXT!!!

[-] nyarlathotep@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Is this still available?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

I wonder if garage sales are better

[-] storksforlegs@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Definitely better, you can actually inspect the thing and see its real condition - also no pressure, you can easily walk away.

[-] WizzCaleeba@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I'll give you $5

[-] SavinaRoja@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago

And you can deliver?

[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

Is the raccoon included?

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