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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your sister must be fair as fuck

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fair as princess, it's "fair as a princess".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"sword".

That's a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, if you're not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can you stab someone with it?

It is a sword.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Pencils are swords now

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That's a rapier. There are swords that can't stab at all. I don't call toothpicks swords either.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ornamental sword is not a sword?

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually.... Shut up

[–] sxan@midwest.social 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.

If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she'd have to make sure he's clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If it were my sister, they wouldn't have my blessing before she's fully clad in plate armor.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh she's the most precious thing in your world? Well defend her then

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Date: "I hear sword swallowing is a neat hobby."
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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

And who says chivalry is dead

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dump him. That's a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I don't want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.