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Signs point to yes. (lemmy.world)
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[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 116 points 3 months ago

You don’t go to work for the TSA because you got a 1600 on your SAT.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 months ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

I'm convinced that having a sense of humor is a disqualification to be a TSA agent lol

Ah shit, I said lol now I'm on the disqualified list :(

[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I wonder how many people think they are "hilarious" when talking with TSA.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 58 points 3 months ago

You shake the ball, it responds 'ask again later'...

... except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 22 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a great writing prompt.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Jimmy swore up and down that he didn't know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.

"Don't fucking move," ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, "I'll blow your head off if you try anything." As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a thermal detonator……

[-] Addition1291@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 3 months ago

Plot plot twist: is plain water for the kid to drink.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

You can't trust the 8-ball in this situation, it's biased.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Indeed. It's a 2:1 ratio of affirmative to negative responses.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

Believe it or not, that’s a frisking.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago

Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Can you blame 'em?

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2024
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