People don't like to face the fact that our grandparents were just as slutty as we are, if not more so
Gam gam's a whore?!
Whores get paid. She wouldn't take my money
When I saw her in the morning I left her a five to cover the next guy.
Just paying it forward my dude
Good reference, haha
Legit. They meet at a segregated bar or a rodeo or something. Fucked once and got married. Stay together their entire lives regardless of happiness cos it’s a sin to divorce.
I don't think reading comprehension is your strong suit
What’s wrong with it?
My comment was a bit ruder than I'd like but reread the comment you replied to. The OC you agreed with was saying that our grandparents were slutty like us, but your comment says the opposite
If banging after 1 date is slutty, marrying after 1 date is straight up whoresville
I like your funny words magic man
She's just jealous
Heh, my maternal grandmother told me that when guys would come to pick her up for a date. One of her brothers would answer the door and tell the dude she was taking a shit, and would be down in a min.
She also said that one time she got drunk off of some cider that they kept in the barn. She said her and her friend got super drunk and puked all over the living room then passed out. She said that when they woke up in the morning. Her brother had put her and her friend in the bed and cleaned it all up before her mom and dad woke up.
She was born in 1911
(In the midst of an orgy)
Grandma: Where is the chaperone? I doubt anyone here is landed gentry.
landed gentry
hmm, i wonder where i was reading that PARTICULAR WORD before somewhere, said in the news BY SOMEONE
Safe sex people, raw doggin is risky
Only risky if you don't plan on visiting grandma next week 😉
Which app? Asking for a … who am I kidding. I have no friends.
Tumblr cause no friends
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