Supreme Court has decided to perform oral sex on Donald Trump just because they feel it is important to the case. They are very diligent in their jobs.
Just as long as it's an official act to suck his cock and not an unofficial act, wouldn't want to stain those black robes and be liable for it!
The Trumpficial Amendment.
They have to outperform Trump's public oral sex on Putin after Helsinki.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Russia%E2%80%93United_States_summit
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Justice Alito delivered his concurring opinion with Trump’s mushroom cock inserted in his mouth. Yet another first for The Court.
And the White House staff says that they can't keep up with Biden running around the room.
Edit:
The biggest hands. Just the biggest. Many people are saying that.
Yooooge. So big that he can carry all of Bret's and Squeegee's beer. (whatever the fuck his name was)
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