I just assume no one is ever flirting with me unless it's a creepy old man
I do the same! Then realize it at 2 am 10 years later!
There's also creepy old women.
I've had some serious "ol granny feeling up my chest" scenarios.
I also attract the silver foxes. I thought they were in the yoga classes for the ladies (or self improvement), but nope.
your eyeballs are so nice and veiny
I really like your skin. Its a pleasing texture.
you smell so nice like venison
If only 17 year old me had understood that.
Don't worry, you'll forget and then go, "Ah I wish my 35yo self understood that".
You'll probably end up on a list
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