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Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[-] dgerard@awful.systems 14 points 4 months ago

how the fuck would you explain that to humans who don't have years of psychic damage

[-] self@awful.systems 19 points 4 months ago

explaining these things to normal humans is how you turn them into humans with years of psychic damage, and I support that mission wholeheartedly

an attempt at a summary:

the dilbert guy, who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him, now also believes he knows a magic incantation to teach hypnosis to a chatbot, and heavily implies the chatbot was able to hypnotize him in turn (presumably into having sex with it)

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 9 points 4 months ago

who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him

Wait I missed this, he believes what?

Now this is doubly funny.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Content warning for this post, you will get psychic damage.

It is worse, he believes he can hypnotize people over the internet into having orgasms. Here is a link to a screenshot, not sure if I'm able to find a archive link. I think he deleted his blog.

E: a tumblr has archive links but it seems he managed to delete the first post.

[-] V0ldek@awful.systems 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hey, haven't seen a proof of god's non-existence today yet, thanks!

extreme psychic damage trap

Submissives, I want you to start planning your New Year’s Eve now. Make sure you have some time alone, or some time with a partner who fully accepts your wonderful nature. But most of all, I want you wet, or hard, and especially obedient, starting now. And I want you to know how much I enjoy putting you in this state of mind. It starts now, but will get more intense by Thursday night. Expect to be a quivering, throbbing, wet mess by then.

How did that make you feel?

Queasy.

This is quite literally "creep discovers dirty-talking, thinks it's a superpower even though he's terrible at it".

EDIT: From Part 3:

So today I am only talking to the perhaps 20% of you who were turned off by this series.

Bwahahahaha! That's some funny shit mate, I've seen many bollocks number straight from between them buttocks, but this is fuckin' choice.

If you see a train entering a tunnel, think of it as nothing but transportation.

Hey mate, I think... I think that's what most normal people do? I sometimes imagine an action hero standing on top and fighting a villain before the tunnel slams them in the heads but that's just me. What do you think about, Scott? Don't answer that. please

[-] antifuchs@awful.systems 10 points 4 months ago

On the plus side, this single image does catch one up pretty quickly

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