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It's the dunk tank.
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I once accidentally got through TSA with a fucking knife in my carry-on bag. That's despite those assholes putting me through a "random" screening.
I only realized I had it because they caught it on the flight back and I was surprised so I just told them to toss it, but I was shocked they didn't catch it the first time. Totally useless fucking fascists.
I was questioned by German airport security when they X-rayed my backpack that had metal reinforcing struts sewn into some of the seams. (They were very chill and were probably messing with me by asking me a beer stein was called like they couldn't remember the word "stein".)
No USA airport security gave a shit.
they caught my partner's bag of dried milk and had to test it for cocaine loudly in front of the whole goddamn airport
couldn't tell by the smell of it that it wasn't cocaine
the look of disappointment when it came back negative for all the drugs was pretty worth it tho
death to America
Man, if only they eventually realized it was a bag of dried cum.
In fairness, who knows what those homeland security goons might have done? Could easily have hijacked the plane and flown it into a migrant concentration camp. I'll chalk this up as "3 terrorists caught, 1 terror attack stopped".