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No common rube
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We know when you lie. We can see uptime stats.
Well no wonder I never had more bandwidth, it's all your metrics eating it up!
The metrics are the only important part! How else are we supposed to know how good the line is unless we constantly stress test the line by collecting data? Your ability to use the line is not a useful metric, so we don't worry about that.