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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 272 points 5 months ago

But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 142 points 5 months ago

"I was born for this!"

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

I was born INTO THIS

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

The heart is blackened.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Nominative determinism.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 84 points 5 months ago

He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

fucking golf clap

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 16 points 5 months ago

I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

[-] felbane@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago

Your dentist's name is Crentist?

[-] NoisyFlake@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

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