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If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me. (lemmy.world)

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

God waited 14 billion years until humans appeared. And then he waited another 200,000 years until finally revealing the one and only true religion to them. And he gets really upset if you play with your wiener. Makes perfect sense.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Although god gets upset if you play with your weiner, it becomes okay after you tell your priest about it...but the forgiveness doesn't stick. You have to tell that priest after every time to be forgiven.

/Catholicism

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Gee, I wonder why that is ...

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Now I'm wondering, if your priest plays with your weiner for you, does god consider that instant forgiveness or do you still need to see your priest in confession? Does it count if he hasn't confessed to another priest? What if those priests played with their weiners together? If all the priests are giving each other handies, is there no forgiveness for anyone?!

[-] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

There are no losers in catholicism, only wieners.

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