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submitted 1 year ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 109 points 1 year ago (4 children)

/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}

[–] mrpants@midwest.social 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The lack of a return type declaration makes this sooo good.

[–] expr@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It has the return type declared to be double.

[–] mrpants@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

I cannot read. Even better.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

This being a double physically hurts

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes sense, people looking for int would find a double

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Happy cake day!

[–] AdNecrias@lemmy.pt 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a job I had where c# summaries were mandatory and people used a documentation generator just like that.

/// Ages the Category. public int AgeCategory (...)