All Christians are in the same boat.

There's plenty of Cafeteria Catholics and Unitarians and Lutherans the like who are just in the religious game for the social community. The scriptures and rituals are merely pastiche around a generic call to do "good", with that goodness boiling down to basic compassion and charity and good humor.

they’re still in their boat and you’re not

This is a New Atheist style pitch. But when you get down to where a guy like Christopher Hitchens or Richard Dawkins or Sam Harris stands on public policy, they all to often fall into the same camp as the Bush Era conservative reactionaries of the late 20th and early 21st century.

I'm sorry, but I'll take a Liberation Theologist over an Objectivist any day. If one's opinions are touched by a bit of magical realism, at least their heart is in the right place. The folks who use godlessness as an excuse to feed their neighbors into a meat grinder are only ever in my boat when they're trying to loot it and throw me overboard.