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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 38 points 4 months ago

10(Revised): Don't covet thy neighbors' shit.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 21 points 4 months ago

10.0.2 fixed coveting of cattle to match other items in coveting domain

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

10.0.2.1 fixed coveting to close loophole inv. neighbors' wives, daughters, and all other livestock

(for clarity: "holy" books are largely penned by bigoted pedos. full stop.)

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

but its okay to covet shit if they're not a neighbor, right?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

My understanding is "neighbor" is mostly a mistranslation. It's really referring to people within your tribe. Don't fuck with people who are in your group basically, in order to keep the peace. Outsiders are fair game.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

twist: It's neighbors all the way down.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Further revisions: Don't like things that aren't me.

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