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“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom (lemmy.world)
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6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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[-] merari42@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Hey, the kidney fairy gives you a bath tub full of ice for your kidneys

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

somewhat uneven trade but not all trades can be fair

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

That's why trade negotiations and global alliances are so important.

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