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“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom (lemmy.world)
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6-year-old Mark Buffet has posed a question that has left his mother, Nancy Buffet, both bewildered and concerned: “Mom, are there any other fairies like the Tooth Fairy that pay money for human body parts?”

The question reportedly arose yesterday morning after Mark found $5 under his pillow in exchange for his latest lost tooth, sparking an entrepreneurial curiosity about the potential fortune he could make if something like the appendix fairy exists.

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[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 42 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't call them fairies but who am I to judge

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

maybe the Appendix Goblin instead of Appendix Fairy? 😀

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I have personally met the Ass Goblin so there's probably one for the appendix, too

[-] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I have a feeling if I googled this I'd get a lot of results from Deviant Art

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I have personally met the Ass Goblin

Ok Hollywood

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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