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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago

[-] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

Any wedding where the bride is allowed to speak, and wear clothes, is doomed to fail.

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Brunt...FCA

You just read that in his voice

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

hyoomahn feeemales

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Kinda got one built-in.

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