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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don’t care if this is fake. It’s how the world should be and I really hope it is.

[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you get yourself into a private community gym instead of Planet Fitness, you’ll realize how real this is.

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

I go to the Y, and it’s like this. Same for most local gyms. It’s the shit places like Planet Fitness and other mega gyms that are filled with problems.

My Y also has zero tolerance for anyone filming or taking pictures. It’s incredible.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, my local city gym is full of great people.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm sure we can find some zoomers to make fun of you, so...

Halfway there, eh?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I have one of those. I call him son 😂