Lol, if you have a baby, your wife is going to become less and less embarrassed by you in public. Kids say some crazy stuff. Often rude and insensitive. Your lack of filter will be quaint by comparison.

So fly your crazy flag high. Enjoy your Taytay and goat scream away.

Also, congratulations on child and even bigger congratulations on having babysitters help for a night off. Next time, don't use it for grocery shopping, lol.